funny and funny

TSteve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.

The doctor said, "Good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.

The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Steve was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn't concentrate enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need a new suit." Steve entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see ... size 44 long."

Steve' laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Steve tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Steve admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Steve thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Steve and said, "Let's see .. 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck."

Steve was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Steve tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Steve adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

Steve was on a roll and said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Steve's feet and said, "Let's see... 9-1/2 E."

Steve was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Steve tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. As Steve walked comfortably around the shop the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Steve thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Steve's waist and said, "Let's see size 36."

Steve laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 32 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 32. A 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

when i read this story..actually i don't understand the story at the beginning.but after read all..i was understand and laugh..this story are very funny and little bit stupid...the salesman is very experience people in business because he know all the customer needs. he can judge his customer. he was very power.....at last part of this story is very funny. and i think the customer was feel shamed and a little bit angry with the salesman...so be careful when go to shops...:)

tiredddddddddddd

today i felt tired but im happy..i went to ipoh to met my friend. we went to jaya jusco and window shopping only. this is because we wanted to budget our money... i felt very happy when met my friend. we shared a lot of stories. when we were hungry, we went to food court to eat. i ate sizzling. it was very delicious. every time i went there, i must it. the price was also reasonable and quiet cheap. there were a lot of people there because weekends. but we still enjoyed ourselves. at evening, we went home....we felt tired but happy. and we decided to went there again if we had time.sooooo happpppy:)

it is true????

apologizing does not always mean that you're wrong and the other person is right. it justs mean that you value your relationship more than your ego. i think this is true because sometime we just apologize because we don't want the problem become worst although we are true. an ego can make our relationship breakdown or worst. so it is more better  if we always apologize with other people although the other people that make the mistakes. the most important is not who are true or false the value of the relationship is most important for me. so i always and must always with other people to avoid other people hate me.. i only want other people like me not hate me..i hope so:)

i must be strong

oh no...i must be strong.. i cannot be weak because of this...i must can accept it...how i can be strong????can anybody help me....i need someone to help me....but who???? who want to help me???how i can settle down this problems or i just ignore it only... i think i must settle it because if not it will make me stress everyday. so it better if i settle down it.. like the phrase 'i hate it when i'm looking for something but i can't find it , then it suddenly appears when i don't need it anymore.' like my problems..but...i don't know how to describe it. and i also don't know how to write here..so i hope i can settle down it and feel more calm..thanks

i like...

why i want to go home when a long holidays????this is because i will felt be more calm and relax when i at home... i also do not know why...but when i arrived at home..i will felt more peaceful.... so went holiday, i will went home...besides that, i like to go home because at home, i can eat a lot of foods...my mum cooked variety foods for our family. like yesterday, i ate 'tomyam'. it is my favorite food.  unlike at UPSI, i must thought more than one time to buy variety foods to eat because the price is quiet expensive. so when at UPSI also, i just ate twice or once only. this is because i want to save my money. so as conclusion, i love and like to go home because i can eat a lot of foods at home:)

accident

last friday, i went home. my father took me at railway station in Tapah. when we went home, my mother called and told us that my sister had accident in Manjung. we were shocked. my sister was not injured but her car was damaged. she also was in trauma. so we went there to settled down about the car. my father and my sister went to police station to make an report about the accident. she felt unhappy because she must to pay much money to repaired her car. i was understand with her feeling but i cannot do anythings. i just can remembered myself to drive more carefully to avoid accident. i felt more thankful to God because my sister was safe.

friend

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. - by Douglas Pagels


today..i want to tell about friends. i think all people in the world have their own friends whether they are boys or girls. for me, friends are most important person in our life. although some people said boyfriend or girlfriend are most important but for me it is not true. without friends we will fell bored and unhappy. as we know, we always with our friends than our family when we are at university. so everything we do and we need we will together with our friends especially when we have problems. when we have big problems with our boyfriend or our girlfriend, the first person that we will find is our friend.this is because our friend will be the good listener and they will give their advice to us. so we will feel more calm and not stress. but if we don't have friend. we will fell more stress when we have problem. so in my life, i need more friends. this is because they give me more cheerful life:)